Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Oh, This is Terrible News!

The BasketCases have received an unconfirmed (but reliable) report that the Terps' 2009-10 season has been cancelled! Why? Apparently, with the exception of Lynetta Kizer and Emery Wallace, the entire roster of the Maryland women's basketball team has decided to play Beach Volleyball!

The first-ever University of Maryland women's Beach Volleyball squad posing in the sand.

Founding Members of the Terrapins' Beach Volleyball team in action.

While many of us were already looking forward to the arrival of the Fab Five (incoming freshmen) for the 2010-11 season, nevertheless we were even more excited about the soon-to-begin 2009-10 season.

But now this! No players, no team, no season! We don't know about you, but the BasketCases -- as much as we like Beach Volleyball -- are absolutely devastated about this latest development. We are soooo depressed.

Photo Credit: David Adkins


At 9:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You two are too funny! Keep up the great work and your wonderful spirits.

At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys almost gave me a heart attack!!!!!!!!

too funny...


At 4:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! Me too!

At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why aren't Lynetta & Emery playing?

At 7:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's allergic to sand.

At 8:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do the BC's think the Terps will do this year? The loss of Strickland and Miles is tough. BC--what is your opinion?

At 8:08 PM, Blogger BasketCases said...

Actually, from what we've been told, it's not a sand allergy.

We heard that when her teammates explained to her that the official competition uniform for beach volleyball is a teeny red and black bikini, Lynetta decided that she actually preferred basketball after all.

And as for Emery, the same knee problems that are keeping her off the hardwood unfortunately are also keeping her out of the sandbox.

-- BC

At 8:11 PM, Blogger BasketCases said...

Dear Anonymous,

What do you mean, how will they do? Didn't you read our post? They're playing Beach Volleyball!

-- BC

At 10:21 PM, Blogger TerpFan said...

The Terps are going to be fantastic at the end of the year (i.e., when it counts). Don't sleep on the Terps!

At 11:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the new article. This to funny. These girls will make us proud.


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