Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Ghost of Carnac the Magnificent stopped by this morning to share a little of his knowledge of the WNBA and tomorrow's All-Star Game with the BasketCases and our loyal readers. Here's what Carnac had to say from the great beyond:

Carnac: Catch-22

BasketCases: CATCH-22 is the answer. What is the question, Carnac the Magnificent?

Carnac: Out of 100 fouls committed against the Mystics, how many does Bryan Enterline actually catch?

BasketCases: Oww!

Carnac: May a sick yak leave a gift in Bryan Enterline's sock drawer.

BasketCases: Any more wisdom for our readers, oh great Carnac?

Carnac: Alana Beard

BasketCases: ALANA BEARD?

Carnac: Which 2-guard will start for the Eastern Conference in the WNBA's 10th Anniversary season All-Star Game?

BasketCases: That's wonderful!! Are you sure Detroit's Deanna Nolan won't be getting the start?

Carnac: May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up Bill Laimbeer's boxers.

BasketCases: OK . . . uh, perhaps after the good news about Alana, now would be a good time for you to return to the netherworld. Any parting words, Carnac?

Carnac: May a diseased camel squat in Donna Orender's hot tub.

Well, BasketCases readers . . . you heard it here first, Carnac is predicting Alana will be starting in the All-Star Game --- you have Carnac's word on it! Good luck, Alana! Have fun in the Big Apple . . . you've earned it . . . Mystics fans everywhere (including Latvia) are proud of you!


At 12:50 PM, Blogger Posting-Up said...

OMG!! Still laughing at the mental image of the diseased camel in Orender's hot tub!

[You guys are demented... and I like that!]

Keeping our fingers crossed that Carnac got something right, and Alana gets the start as she deserves, but I'd settle for the "gift" in Enterline's sox!

At 8:21 PM, Blogger Stics fan said...

OK, Carnac, help me out here. I wanted to find the latest WNBA standings. So I went to the Mystics site and couldn't find it. Odd--but I'll keep looking. So I went to the WNBA site and---not there either.

It's all well and good that we're 10 years old and having an All Star game but how far ahead of NY are we? How much to move into third? second? first?

So Carnac: "Where, oh where, are the Mystics?"

At 9:44 PM, Blogger BasketCases said...

Carnac says: May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture. Als, you may find the standings here:



At 12:52 AM, Blogger xwomynjoc said...

Alana is officially a starter in the All-star game tomorrow. That was some funny stuff, thanks.

At 3:42 AM, Blogger BasketCases said...

Well OF COURSE Alana is "officially a starter"! Did you doubt Carnac the Magnificent for even a moment???

Carnac says: May you fall asleep under a camel with post nasal drip.


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