The Ghost of Carnac the Magnificent stopped by this morning to share a little of his knowledge of the WNBA and tomorrow's All-Star Game with the BasketCases and our loyal readers. Here's what Carnac had to say from the great beyond:Carnac: Catch-22
BasketCases: CATCH-22 is the answer. What is the question, Carnac the Magnificent?
Carnac: Out of 100 fouls committed against the Mystics, how many does Bryan Enterline actually catch?
BasketCases: Oww!
Carnac: May a sick yak leave a gift in Bryan Enterline's sock drawer.
BasketCases: Any more wisdom for our readers, oh great Carnac?
Carnac: Alana Beard
BasketCases: ALANA BEARD?
Carnac: Which 2-guard will start for the Eastern Conference in the WNBA's 10th Anniversary season All-Star Game?
BasketCases: That's wonderful!! Are you sure Detroit's Deanna Nolan won't be getting the start?
Carnac: May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up Bill Laimbeer's boxers.
BasketCases: OK . . . uh, perhaps after the good news about Alana, now would be a good time for you to return to the netherworld. Any parting words, Carnac?
Carnac: May a diseased camel squat in Donna Orender's hot tub.
Well, BasketCases readers . . . you heard it here first, Carnac is predicting Alana will be starting in the All-Star Game --- you have Carnac's word on it! Good luck, Alana! Have fun in the Big Apple . . . you've earned it . . . Mystics fans everywhere (including Latvia) are proud of you!
posted by BasketCases @ 10:15 AM
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OMG!! Still laughing at the mental image of the diseased camel in Orender's hot tub!
[You guys are demented... and I like that!]
Keeping our fingers crossed that Carnac got something right, and Alana gets the start as she deserves, but I'd settle for the "gift" in Enterline's sox!
Carnac says: May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture. Als, you may find the standings here:
http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/standings
-BC
Alana is officially a starter in the All-star game tomorrow. That was some funny stuff, thanks.
xwomynjoc
Well OF COURSE Alana is "officially a starter"! Did you doubt Carnac the Magnificent for even a moment???
Carnac says: May you fall asleep under a camel with post nasal drip.
BC
Interesting website with a lot of resources and detailed explanations.
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