We Interrupt our Kisti Toliver Love Boat cruise to bring you this important announcement article . . .

ESPN.com's front-page feature this morning is a long, interesting (and flattering) feature by Mechelle Voepel about Coach B's pregnancy titled "Playing for Two."

"Coleman . . . said that after the twins arrive, maybe they'll get to help the Terps cut down some nets in the postseason. Hearing that, teammate Laura Harper cracked up at the image of infants wielding scissors but …

Hey, knowing Frese, she just might have the kind of babies who could climb a ladder and sever twine when they were a month old. By next season, they'll be breaking down game film."

Great read!

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