Monday, January 18, 2010

My Bags Are Packed, I'm Ready to Go . . .

Petey @BasketCases I'll miss u guys but I have to leave town in a hurry!!!!

BasketCases @Petey Where are u going? When r u coming back?

Petey @BasketCases Im afraid to say here on the web but Im leavin on a jet plane dont know when I'll b back again

BasketCases @ Petey But why? We dont understand!

Petey @BasketCases I dont want to be deported to China like my friend Tai Shan!

BasketCases @Petey U didnt come from China. U are 100% American! They cant send you there.

Petey @BasketCases He's not Chinese either! He was born n bred in DC like me! But they're still deporting him!

Petey @BasketCases So I gotta leave NOW! But every place I go I'll b thinking of you BCs. Already Im so lonesome I could die.

BasketCases @Petey O Petey we cant let you go thru this alone. If we cant talk u out of it then...WE'RE GOING WITH YOU!

Petey @BasketCases But BCs youll miss the Miami game -- and DUKE!!! I cant let you do that.

BasketCases @Petey What are friends for? A friend in need trumps a few Bball games any day...even duke. It's decided. We're leavin with you on the jet plane!

Petey @BasketCases But what about your loyal blog readers?

BasketCases @Petey Dont worry they're cool. They'll understand if we cant post abt some games. We have to b there 4 u. We'll post a quick note along the way if we can.

Petey @BasketCases But who knows when youll b back again?!!

BasketCases @Petey Not 2 worry. we r makin some calls. we got Hillarys private #. u will get it in writing that u r NOT goin to China!

Petey @BasketCases BCs u r the best friends a panda could ever have!!!!

BasketCases @Petey It's nothin. lets the 3 of us just treat this like a lil vacation. it'll all get fixed soon. u have r word!

BasketCases @ Petey So, Petey, when dawn is breakin tmrw morn they'll b a taxi waitin blowin his horn and we'll all b on r way.

Petey @BasketCases BCs thanks to u I m dreamin, not dreading, the days to come. c u tomorrow for our "vacation!"


At 9:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this must be an imposter, the basketcases would NEVER all cap duke!!

At 10:56 PM, Blogger Rebecca said...

Well, I suppose technically Petey all-capped Duke, and only for emphasis and because you can't play with fonts on Twitter.

My boyfriend says not to worry, INS doesn't really care about Asian immigrants (he has some personal experience with this), but I certainly understand Petey's concern. If he needs to hide out, he can come here and cleverly disguise himself in Liberty gear so no one suspects him of being anything but an American patriot- I'm sure Kiabear and Libby would be willing to share.

At 11:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said... throws... It must drive the coach nuts! Totally a game that should have been won but shooting 56% from the free throw will cost them more times than not.

At 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Petey - I think you'll be safe. We stopped by last weekend to say bye to Tai Shan. Most folks were saying goodbye to his mom and dad, becuase they couldn't figure out who was who, and Tai Shan was chilling a couple of feet farther down the path around a bend. Just lay low and if anyone asks, tell them you're Tian Tian.

And if they ask for id, just ask them what pocket a panda is supposed to be carrying it in. Your mom's will be back soon and set things right.

At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, hate to say it, to blame the Basketcases but....they r gone and so is the Lady Terps home court win streak. Sigh-again not blamin' just sayin'
Time to start a new streak!

At 5:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When are you all coming back? We miss you!

At 4:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, when will the BC's be back?!!

At 9:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And next time you go, to a blog for each game that you are going to miss so we can write our comments about the game. That's something I really missed, reading what different people thought about the games. Hurry back!

At 9:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops, forgot to spell check. I meant DO A Blog.


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