Dear Coach Trudi,
I think I
know why we lost.
what I thought was your game plan, but I didn’t realize it was on the other
side of the paper you gave me. All I read was the writing on the first page:
“PLEASE TURNOVER.” I didn’t know there
was anything on the other side.
Next game, I
promise to read both sides and try to follow everything in the plan, not just
the part about turnovers.
probably thinking that letter isn’t even funny.
First, no Mystics player would be that stupid. (We agree.) And second,
who ever heard of players writing letters to their coach explaining why they
lost? That’s beyond stupid. (We also
sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction.
The BCs made up the content of this communication. We admit it’s pure fiction. But did we make up
the fact that Mystics players have actually written letters to Trudi? No!
The BCs have
it on excellent authority that after the loss to the Liberty on June 8th, Coach
Trudi required each Mystics player to
write her a letter at least a page long
explaining why the team has been losing and why they haven’t been able to finish.
make this stuff up!
night’s drubbing in L.A., we wonder whether Trudi will now make them write her
a two-page letter!