Monday, May 22, 2006

Zane Update: Late word from an un-named (but reliable) source informs us that new Mystics center Zane Teilane's name is pronounced "Zah' nee Tu lah' nee." OK, we confess, the source was anonymous, but the BasketCases conducted DNA analysis of the saliva on the stamp (see insert left) and concluded that there is a 76.23% chance that the sender is of Eastern European descent! Coincidence? You be the judge.


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